no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
(originally weirdalfan / via brucebannerd)
(originally musicalmelody / via opus72)
i’m one quarter of a century today and i’m baking my own cake and forming my own opinions on scotch and rental cars and the goings-on of quarter-centurions or something.
is there such a thing as vegan jello? i need to know right now.
“what do you want for your birthday, griff?” “2 new tires,” i say as i pine for animal crossing new leaf.
i just really think birthdays are stressful because it makes me think of birth. and my mom. whose house i am at. in a little town that i drive through and think, “why would anyone want to be alive? it’s so hard.” but when i leave i’ll remember what life is maybe. i need to go
get therapy.
quarter-life crisis day.
Guys, this is important. It’s part of the “serious side” of tumblr. Show this to ANYONE who wants to come to he World Cup. PLEASE.
Hundreds of thousands of people have taken to the streets in at least seven major cities across Brazil as a social movement against a recent hike in public transportation fees escalated into a broader popular protest against the government’s prioritization of business-friendly development over important social issues, and the extreme violence of the Brazilian police crackdown on peaceful protesters. This video shows why we are protesting.
If you are my follower I beg of you, reblog this. It might help to spread the word of what’s going on here.
Please watch if you’re thinking of going, or to get a better idea of what this really means to Brazil.
(originally lulinah / via iloveitwhenyoucallmebigpapagena)
when you are doing ~demolition~ (i’m a real man, guyyyyss) for your parents, you can drink their booze on the job.
upon pulling up the carpet in one room, i found checkered strips of adhesive—i’m mourning the loss of what had once been a parquet floor.
Imagine if writers spoke about other people’s professions the way other people speak about writing.
yes, but, anyone in the arts who would discourage someone who does not pursue that art for money is doing art wrong. that goes against the purpose of the arts and the human condition. there are whole swaths of art philosophies that assert that there should be a divorce between the artist and how he makes a living—that there is something intrinsically less valuable about a piece of art that is motivated by anything but the piece itself. not that this is true or untrue, but amateurism is vital. if it wasn’t, we would only have classical music to listen to. we’d be, like, missing an integral piece of our humanity if we only let professionals pursue the arts.
(originally lickystickypickyshe / via opus72)
i like listening to music with ~cuss words~ when i work in my classroom in the summer. ain’t nobody gonna stop me.
except the custodians. i spend about an hour and a half every day eating their cookies and talking to them. and listening to music without ~cuss words~ with them.
i’m so sick of the government reading but never liking my statuses
(originally conversationswithbees / via pokedexentry666)
Wait..did vitaminwater just try and get me to like a page of rainbow penises on Facebook.
this has to be a jokehydration for every occasion
is this real life?
(originally justjoshwa / via justjoshwa)
Student expelled from college for being a lesbian, forced to repay scholarship funds
A conservative Christian college in Omaha expelled a student one semester before her graduation when they found out she was a lesbian — and then demanded she repay them for scholarship funds she had earned.
Grace University has refused to transfer Danielle Powell’s credits to another school unless she pays $6,300, the tuition from her spring semester in 2011, when administrators found out she was gay. Powell would have been the first in her family to earn a college degree.
Michael James, executive vice president at Grace University, justified the college’s actions to The Huffington Post, affirming that its student handbook forebade “sexually immoral behavior.” Quoting from the handbook, James stated:
“Any student involved in sexually immoral behavior, including premarital sex, adultery, and homosexual acts, is at minimum placed on University probation and may be subject to a Judiciary Hearing.”
Powell and her wife started a petition to get Grace University to drop its demands. (By the way, they’re the couple who got engaged onstage at a Macklemore concert — watch the video!) She deserves better than this. Help her out?
make it loud, sister!
(originally gaywrites / via pptinprek)
Typographic Seinfeld Posters
Sign-feld is a fun little shop on Etsy selling typographic prints inspired by the iconic TV show.
(originally escapekit / via womansoheartless)
*mixes booze into vegan gluten-free fortified low-glycemic organic fruit smoothie*
The Borowitz Report: Useful Phrases for the Surveillance State
In the event that the U.S. government is monitoring your conversations, here are some useful phrases to insert into your phone calls, texts, or e-mails:
Sure am glad that I never talk to any foreigners.
—Andy Borowitz. For more: http://nyr.kr/19l77t4
well all the things i love make me feel real bad about myself so i just might die
(HBO has a documentary with renee fleming teaching a masterclass)
